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honest i am only a bit hyped up, i am not a drug addict! lol

My day - 11th january 08

It was a cold winters day today - i did not like it!

6:00am - i woke up (supposably)
7:00am - my bag was ready
7:10 or so AM - i started to drink my tea
7:15 - i needed to pee......... you know, from all the tea
7:20 - i washed and did my hair which is really long ATM and i like it.... hmmmmm ODD
7:30am - i sat and thought about staying on at sixth form
7:35am - i thought "why was i thinking about sixth form its like 7:30 in the fucking morning" lol
7:40 - got my coat n everything on ready to leave for the bus
7:45 - i checked myself out in the mirror, i cannot handle looking rough, i would of had to have the day off
7:50 - left for the bus, walked down the road singing peice of me by BRITNEY WOO!
(i wanna have real rough MONKEY with that girl)
7:55am - steen and peeps were at the bus stop, it was a niceish ,morning, not to rainy, i looked hot so it was all good
8:00am - we nearly passed out cos our bus was early.........
check out the rest of my day when i post it, my ass is saw from this damn computer seat. love you guys

CHOW

Aaron you *BETCH*

What do you do when you dont know which ipod to get, you decide then you go and talk to your best friend aaron and he confuses you all over again. I LOVE FRIENDS! lol

CHOW

"DAD"

My dad is just leaving to go fishing, im off out soon to debz house, don't know what mother is doing, think she's watching home and away. lol!

CHOW

"today - i hate chavs

OmG - Some chav shit called me a GOTH today, i was not impressed. I decided to be immature and tell him a BIRD had shit on him...... Then i was like, ha..... made you look. lol

So yeah, that was one annoying thing today.

i will be posting again later but for now..........................

CHOW

Bed time

So i am gonna hit the sack guys, please leave me comments and shizzle because i need to talk to people. lol. i love you all and goodnight - i amwearing my new jeans with my dressing gown.

i have taken off my gown.

i have taken off my pants

i am taking off my boxers and its really hard to do when your typing lol.

now im going to turn my laptop off, night.

*the light goes out*


CHOW

Day 1 - 00:09am - 10th January-11th January

Hey guys, this is stefan orchard, my life is going to begin with you guys right here. I am going to post everything i do for a whole year online. You will get to see some great foto's...(i hope) and get to know who i am. Maybe you'll get to know too much.

10th Jan 08 - The day

6:00am - i woke up, tired as hell, realised i had school today. :@ that grinds my gears. Then i fall back asleep.

7:00am - i wake up again... WTF... i jump out of bed thinging its like 8:00am, my bus leaves for school at like 5 past or something like that. Then, i look at my clock and think SHIT... if i fall back asleep now i will get a fucking migrane. Grrrrr.

8:06am - i get upon the bus, i show my pass and sit down, i cruise to a little amy winehouse into my ear. Its all good until we get to school at like 8:45am

8:45am - so, i finally get here, this journey takes maximum 8 minits in the car but the public bus is a J-O-K-E not cool you guys!

9:00am - we are registered, everyone is chatting cos they are rude to our form tutor, the lovely miss *********, she wouldn't let me put her name. :(

9:03 - We trott off to asembly which is just our head of year talking shit really about how well we are all doing when he knows that really, we are all slowly dripping into depression and all becoming alcoholics at 16.

9:10 - The bore shuts up and we have maths, GREAT, what a way to start a thursday morning. Our teacher is ok though so i guess that's cool.

10:10 - We go to science, excited cos our teacher has been off for like ages cos we had some freaky guys who cant teach come into our lesson to be assessed. (them not us... for their training.) i learnt nothing, helpful as i have three GCSE higher papers to sit in the summer. EEK

11:10 - our 20 minute break, this is cool, i go and chill out in my form room, watch a little lion king with my dearest friend Kate. i love her she is cool. great hair.

11:30 - Off to my bullshi* lesson, 2 hours of ICT with a teacher who may aswell not fucking be there. She is Annoying <>, that is how long it took her to see me. OMG! WTF!

12:30 - we get an eye break from the computers, so me and my friend Aaron are like fucking around on our cameras. They are hot, we are posting vid's on youtube.com soon, you should check us out.

12:35 b- back in the godforsaken room, we check out baby cakes clothing, and asos.com, they rock the tiny little socks off the kids! they are great.

1:30pm - We leave for lunch, i go to the canteen with Aaron, it's only chavs or freaks that stay in the canteen though so we travelled up the stairs to our head of year. certain rooms we couldn't use though cos some nerd broke into the school and messed around. Stole a teachers suit and left £££££ worth of electronics lol.

2:20 - last lesson, i have English that is cool. With Aaron and he is the funniest, we made a poster saying "Czech out my Phat Phanny" it was a good day for all of us.

3:20 - we leave school and jump on the old bus to go home, well to town. I meet my girlfriend debz after school, it's good stuff. I went home with my matie Biz (elizabeth) cos she was meeting my other friend nicki, they are cool.

4:45 - i got home, arranged to be picked up in a bit by debz mother in the car cos i not working ATM and i have no fuel in my Vespa. <>

5:00 - i eat and do stuff, play a little brain training, chat with my mum about the break in at school, she was real interested. They caught the person who did it, but they wont tell us any names. Not that we care, it's a fucking school. LMAO x2

6:30 - after hollyoaks & friends i go to debz house, we sit and chat, scan some photo's onto the computer for her dad roger. We then go downstairs to greet our friends mantie and sarah who just drove up in mantie's ickle broom broom car. That was cool, got to see them, we havn't seen them alot in a while.

9:25 - i go on home, i come in and my mum is pissed off because my dad got called into work and he wasn't supposed to be there, sunseeker, he works there. They are nice over there but they are on a tight deadline with one of the boats and there was a problem on the production line, he had to pop over there.

that leads me to now 00:28am - I am still typing but i am about to.........................................................................................................................................night1

CHOW